Our Culture! Part III

So it continues.

ANTM.  How it changed our lives.  You see, when you are like girlfriend and me, it's always good to mock idiot girls who thrive on drama.  That's just our culture.  Most importantly, ANTM gave us The Booty Tooch.  A booty tooch is a pose in which one tooches out the booty so it looks... I don't know... big?

Many things can be used as props for your booty tooch;

Ridiculous amounts of cookie dough

Jugs of motor oil and oil stick-things

The screwdrivers you used to steal shelves out of another bedroom before roommates move in.

The swings

Or playing Guitar Hero in the basements of high school friends

Here is an early picture before girlfriend and I had ever heard of ANTM.  We're a bit ahead of our time.

It's important to always be ready for a booty tooch.

If you are wearing a poofy skirt, try to pull the bunches away from the focal point of the tooch so that it can be better viewed.

Some of you may have to throw away your "dignity and innocence" first

But if you prepare properly, you will always come out looking Oh-So-Sassy!

You may choose to do the twisty arm thing we learned on the next season of ANTM, or, just keep it simple.

Booty tooches may also be done in larger groups

But I've found the best are done in twos.  

Just remember, don't be inconsiderate and "Stay on your side!".

Clearly the Booty Tooch is a hit for all those who see it.  See how pleased my parents are?

Continuing on with our visual history...

Summer passed uneventfully as I was back in Farmington.  Though we did have one clearly exciting event.

As all our roommates went on to bigger and better things, girlfriend and I were forced to move in with strangers.  We didn't go over so well with them.  Can't imagine why they didn't like us.  Probably because we are "disgusting pigs".

Fortunately our apartment was right beneath De-UN-drae Spraggins'.  A mostly boozed-up boy who was always asking us to find him some non-Mormon ladies for him.  Why is this so great?  Though he rarely got playing time, Deundrae played on the Aggie basketball team.  Girlfriend and I LOVE the spot where the sagebrush grows.  We once even chased STUUUUU! around campus while we were supposed to be at our posts during efy.

This is the "Conspicious" jacket from when Nicole semi-snuck into a game.

Though our old roommates had left us, we still had Knicole.  Knicole is Nicole's doll posterity though knicole is spelled with a K, like knife.  Knicole came to us through another one-time roommate during Freshman year.  Naked and freaky looking, the poor thing even suffered a stabbing at the hands of one Dan Bronson.  But that didn't stop Knicole from continuing to join us on our adventures.