Tales of First Grade Part II

Some recent words from my students.

-I'm just confused, I thought our president now was President Monson.

-George Washington was our first president.  Did you know a man shot him while he was at a play?

-Teacher, I have a friend what's in kindergarten and he is so funny.  He got a helicopter for Christmas and he plays with it every weekend.  It's so funny.

-One day teacher, your water will break.

-Why don't you just bring the baby here?  LaDawn will watch it.-About seven of them had this idea.  LaDawn is our school secretary

-Water gets out of your body when you throw up.

-Duh, one day you will have to marry a girl!